* side note- I love to correct my husband on his grammar. I love to correct my children on their grammar. I should not be correcting anyone on their grammar. Because I have obviously failed to understand the difference between 'Than' and 'Then'. I'm not sure I ever really will. So I call a truce, the white flag is raised. I surrender. Sorry family, sorry for thinking that I was so perfect.
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From 17 (almost 18 year old son) who started living with my ex husband about a year ago. About 30 minutes north up the freeway.
He has had this spare tire on his car for about a month now. He is supposed to purchase himself a new tire (teaching him responsibility and all) All together his Christmas money added up to about 400 dollars but he did not want to spend that on a tire. Every weekend he says he is going to get a new tire.I have already told him he cannot drive on the freeway with the spare he has. Every week this month, he has sent me almost the same message. I know what he is doing. I carried his 10 pound baby body in my little 19 year old stomach for 9 months. That lazy,good for nothing,mama's boy, love of my life is hoping that I will cave and buy him a tire.
The mommy in me just wants to do it. The responsibility guru in me says "Snap out of it you Wuss! He can buy his own tire. If he can give money to a bum outside the liquor store to buy him and his friends beer, he can buy a tire." - O.K. Responsibility Guru Voice, I will listen to you!! (Well,that voice and the voice of my husband, ex husband, and my dad. They would not be very proud of me if I caved. Need to teach him to be a man and all!!)
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From 15 year old daughter B
My two teen daughters and I all use straightening irons on our hair.
My two teen daughters and I have all, at one time, been guilty of leaving them on.
My two teen daughters and I have been lectured by the husband on the dangers of doing this, and what would happen if we burnt the house down.
My two teen daughters and I are very paranoid now...............
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Love it! SOOOOO funny! I was cracking up at the end. You are funny!
ReplyDeleteI crack up too sometimes, I have to admit, just going back through my texts. I mean some of them are completely absurd!! Especially from the kids. Especially when I'm at work. I literally will get texts from them all day long. I'm like "ummm, aren't you supposed to be in Math class right now, but you are texting me about what we are having for dinner tonight"
DeleteOh I so hate to be in daddy's shoes when he recieves that text. Very funny!
ReplyDeleteSome of the texts between Mommy and Daddy are pretty great! Text 'arguing' is the best! Slightly immature, but still great!Nothing says you are pissed like CAP LOCKS, and a million exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had the idea to post this because I was going through my phone getting ready to erase my texts, but started reading them, and realized 'my god, these are pretty lame/stupid/funny/absurd/ ' I may do this once in a while, just show our texts, and I PROMISE they won't be staged, or planned,that I swear!! These are just the tip of the iceberg to some of the text conversations I have had with my kids (and husband)
Deletethank you