Let me explain it:
Wife: Gosh, my back and neck really have been hurting lately. I mean, really sore. I sure wish I could get a massage!
Husband: Then go get one.
Wife: We don't have the money right now. Also, I am pretty traumatized from the last massage I got which I have now dubbed " The worst massage EVER because I was holding in a Fart the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME" Dam my gassy stomach and irritable bowel syndrome!!!! I just wish you would give me a massage. Like a real massage! Like the one you gave me when we were first dating. Oil, tranquil music, full 50 minute massage. Wow those were the good ol' days!! Hint Hint
Husband: O.K. you are right! You deserve one. Tonight we will relive the 'good ol' days as you like to call them, and I will give you a real massage.
Wife: A real one! No whining that your hands are tired, but YOU aren't too tired if 'you catch my drift'??!!??
Husband: Yes, a real massage. Promise!