Saturday, January 12, 2013
I would like to thank my husband for sucking the life out of me one day at a time over the past month and a half
Good for him!
Way to go honey!
I'm proud of you!
No more midnight snacks? WOW babe, you are great!
Cutting back on carbs? You Rock!!!
Evening walks along with hoppin on the exercise bike? You are amazing me with every step.
De -Caff Coffee? You are the bomb!!!
Did you say you want to switch to
De-Caff, and it'd be easier if we both did so that we don't have to make two pots, blah, blah, blah and it would do me some good also, and other bullshit?
You are NOT great!
You do NOT rock!
Amazing me my ass!
You are NOT the bomb!
Actually you are a bomb. The bomb that blew up my happiness. The bomb that destroyed the center of my universe.
The bomb that singlehandedly took away every fiber of the neuron cells that produced my energy.
Want to see what I look like folks?
Hope you are happy honey bunny, pookie schnookie, pumpkin pie, apple of my eye.
You said I'd 'get used to it!'
You said 'It'll be good for you too'.
You said.......You said.........Uhhhhhhh, OH GOD, the lack of caffeine is causing memory loss. Somebody help me!