I just told my husband I was bored!
Am I a hypocrite???
Shhhhhhh! Don't you dare tell my kids!
He thinks that by me saying 'I am bored' it means so many things- I am bored with him, I am bored with my life, I am bored with our family, marriage, or whatever,and I may now run off with a hunk from the Brazilian circus, and never return home again to take care of our children.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am here to stay, bored or not! Don't read so much into it.
I am just bored!
Like, there is nothing on T.V.
I don't feel like doing a craft!
I know we have laundry to do, but uggggh, that is the last thing I want to do!
I do need to finish my 3rd book of the 50 shades series, but I am a little over the sex stuff (over the sex stuff? Gasp!)
I could go through my makeup basket and get rid of some stuff; Does anyone wear Wet n' Wild liquid blue eyeliner anymore? Can I sell it on eBay as an antique?
I DVR'd 15 movies, but now they all seem lame,and boring!
UGGGGHHHHHH I am somehow a 14 year old teenager, and I am just plain BORED!
I am happy!
I am NOT depressed!
I am just bored!
Kids, I am sorry! Mommy understands, and next time you tell me you are bored, I promise I will not say "well, if you are that bored, go CLEAN YOUR ROOM! It'll give you something to do."
Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a fricking hot needle in my eye. I will never tell you to clean your room when you are bored.
Well, because Mommy is bored and the last thing I feel like doing is cleaning my Mother F'ing room!!!!!!
God, what mother ever thought that was a good suggestion?
My husband's suggestion?
"Wanna, DO IT? I mean if you are bored and all................wink wink" - gyrating motion!
God, what husband ever thought that was a good suggestion?
"Shucks babe, I have a load of whites to do!"