Saturday, August 11, 2012
Hey Mr. Computer Smarty Pants Boy- You SUCK!
What is it about computer knowledgeable people that make them think they are better than everyone else in the human race?
Our computer software whatever he is guy: "uh, what about this do you not understand?"
Me: "uhhh, everything you just said you big condescending A**!!!"
Computer software, keyboard know it all: " Let me get this straight.You are talking about this blah, blah, blabbity blahhh blah. But I am trying to explain to you this. So what about this do you not understand?"
Me: "Oh, MY GOD! What the fuck are you even babbling on about?" And can I please wipe your condescending smirk off of your skinny little face!!!
Computer Ass Nerd face: "So you really should be able to figure this stuff out yourself, but if you need me to do it for you, I mean I can. But it is actually pretty simple,so I am not sure which part you are not understanding"
Me: "What I don't understand is why you are such a skinny twirp! What I don't understand is why you think you are so high and mighty! What I don't understand is why my boss is paying you to talk to me like this! What I don't understand is why you don't understand that you are such a DOUCHE BAG!"
Software, wanna be cool kid with the patience of a peanut: " So, let me get this straight..........You don't understand why I am a douche bag? Well, do you know that it is not humanly possible for a human to take on the form of an actual douche bag, so there for you must be an idiot to think that I can physically turn myself into a douche bag."
Me: "I think I am going to tell my husband to beat you up!"
Posted by J.R. at 1:04 PM