For the past couple of weeks, I have been creating a new nightly routine that goes a little something like this -
5 year old daughter: "Mama, can I watch t.v. while you are brushing your teeth and getting ready for bed?"
Me: "Yes, of course"
5 year old daughter: "NickJr. is boring now!"
Me: "Oh, really, yeah. O.K. honey" not really paying attention because I am too busy wondering if the $200 facial cleansing set is really worth the money. Olay for $8.95 worked just as well.
5 year old daughter: "I am going to wait for you in my room mommy. I will play Barbies instead while you brush your teeth"
Me: "O.K. I will come in and read to you in a minute"
Does this nightly routine sound new?
Because it is not!
The new part is this:
After putting my daughter to bed, I walk into my room and climb under my covers searching for the remote that my daughter likes to stick in weird places after she gets bored with the T.V. Not to mention that she always fails to turn the T.V. off.
I am fluffing my pillow, putting my hand lotion on, and plugging my phone into the charger getting ready to change the channel for some "Housewives of New Jersey" when all of a sudden I hear the word
But.........Hearing the word "PENIS", and then looking up to the T.V. Screen and seeing the NickJr. symbol in the right hand corner.......well that is just plain craaaazzzzzyyyyy!!!
Would I be the only one?
But then I got home from work today, and on the MSN front page I saw this:
Wonder how long Mom Night is going to last. I mean, I am amazed by it, but I have a million other things to be passionate about. But there are some crazy protesting moms out there, so little Junior better watch out. Moms on a mission can be dangerous!
Penis on NickJr. Is "NickJr." turning into "DickJr." ?