Me: "What?"
K: "S L U H- T E E Brownies"
Me: "Oh, Ooooo Kkkkkk. What are SLUTTY Brownies? Do they get all the boys?" I laugh alone....
K: "My friend Syd made them this weekend. She said they are soooooooo good. Easy, and 'filthy', that is why they are called slutty brownies"
Me: "I hate the word Slut. I mean just because a woman has sex with a few guys, they get called sluts. A man on the other hand, they are STUDS!! Such double standards in this world!"
K: "Ooooo Kkkkk, well, can you get the ingredients so I can make them, orrrrrr......"
Me: "What are the ingredients? And back to the slut thing....... I mean, there are girls that are probably too promiscuous, but guys?? I mean they don't get any of the backlash. Not that it is o.k. to be a slut, I mean I never want you to be a slut, but...........if after you are a grown woman, you decide to...... well........ Just always be strong, confident, don't ever let ANYONE, man or woman, make you feel less than! You understand me?? Woman are powerful beings, and we need to overcome the stereotypes of the world, and furthermore............."
K: "Ummmm, you are a spaz mom! Seriously! Here, come over here to my laptop, here is the picture of the brownies"
Me: "OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Those look sooooooooooooo good! Print out what we need!" - I totally forget about any sort of lecture, speech, or mommy-isms. I just want these baked, and in my tummy,NOW!
K: "Are you going to the store now?"
Me: "YES! I have a sweet tooth, and those will do just fine!"
K: "Awesome"
This recipe is all over the internet. I just typed in Slutty Brownies. Not only does the recipe appear on Blogs, Pinterest, and other random sites, it actually comes up on the Duncan Hines website. I wonder how Mr. Duncan, or Mr. Hines feels about that. If for some reason a prudish person complains, they could call it:
People Pleaser Brownies
I mean isn't that what a slut really is?
A People Pleaser?
Nothin wrong with that
As long as she isn't barkin up my hubby's tree. Oh, and as long as my daughters don't turn out to be "People Pleasers", well I mean keep it to a minimum level......after you are in your twenties.........and you are safe about it............ nothing where a notepad is needed to keep names straight........... I mean......ugghh, double standards are tough to ignore.......
JUST STAY VIRGINS FOREVER!!!! Don't Please ANYBODY!!
Anyway.......back to my podium speech
For if there were no "People Pleasers",
there may not have been this recipe.
So thank you 'People Pleasers'
Thank you from the bottom of my sweet toothed little heart!
You have inspired a recipe, for which millions of amateur bakers give thanks!
You have inspired a recipe, for which millions of amateur bakers give thanks!
This one's for you
*I really did make these this weekend. Seriously soooooo flipping YUMMY!! And yes, SOOOOOOO EASY!!!!! EASY, and it will certainly 'please' any sweet tooth you may have.
Try 'em out.
I put a scoop of vanilla ice cream and drizzled some hot fudge over them.
Of course I paid with a bit of a tummy ache the next morning, but hey, so worth it!
Next week we are making Skanky Ho appetizers, and Whore Soup.
Or, their new given name
Appetite for Love appetizers & Spreading Some Joy Soup.
