They are strong, brave, manly, funny, handsome, loving, caring, and good providers.
My husband takes me on date nights, hugs me when he knows I'm in need of one. He tells me I'm beautiful,smart and funny. He only has eyes for me. He is a wonderful father to our children. Generous, and caring son-in-law to my parents. He works hard for our family, and even harder to maintain a lifestyle that can keep us happy, warm, safe and secure in all aspects.
My husband is a true gem!
BUT........
Oh, yeah, there is a BIG ASS BUT..
HE IS AS LOUD AS F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE DOES NOT SHUT DOORS QUIETLY!!
He does not shut cabinets quietly!
He slams the microwave door with the strength of He-Man!
(and NO honey,if you are reading this, that is not a compliment! A compliment would be, "he slams the microwave door, all the while looking exactly like Brad Pitt")
Even the way his key turns in the lock is loud!?!?! WTF??
And this morning??
He was up at 4:00 a.m. getting ready to go fishing.
The kitchen is downstairs, directly below our bedroom. I could hear him searching for something in the cupboard. Loudly!
I could hear him washing his cooler out! Loudly!
I could hear him slamming the meat drawer in the refrigerator. Loudly!
I could hear him grumbling, LOUDLY, because he could not find his 'super special' coffee thermos!
So I am up!
I am awake!
He is going to hear my foot up his..........
Oh... sorry, I was just interrupted mid sentence.
Why?
Because that loud, obnoxious, door slamming, inconsiderate husband just ran upstairs to give me a kiss before he took off for fishing. He heard my footsteps, and knew that he had awoken the beast
~yes, I am a beast in the morning. I like my sleep~
DAM!
I wanted to be upset at him!
Now he has foiled my plans!
Slightly distracted by the beautiful nature outside my window.
'Hey' is that a blue jay on the bird feeder?
WOW!
Mornings are kinda peaceful and calming.
Good Morning World!
I guess I'm awake now.
